Description: Layout, design, production supervision, project coordination, photography, proofreading, copy editing, airbrush illustration, show card sign painting, calligraphy and I cut a mean amberlith overlay (not much call for those last 4 items lately). Experience: One year’s experience 52 times.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Too big to be a jockey… to small for professional basketball, this was the only avenue left open to me.
Natural Habitat: Walking the streets with my dogs. Does this make me a street walker?
Diet: Diet is a four-letter word. I exercise 2 hours a day so I can eat whatever I want, sorta!
Migration Paterns: Walk, treadmill, exercise bike, work, recliner… repeat!
Nesting Patterns: We nest in a deep canyon in North Arlington with no cellphone reception.
Bird Call: “Yes, dear… whatever you say!” It’s worked for 50 years!