Joe Ramos, Creative Director
Description: A highly creative bird that knows how to make everything pretty. Has spent 17 years in advertising/publication sanctuary.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Can spot bad kerning from ten feet away. Can fix unbalanced layouts. Skilled at drawing, painting, carpentry. Good at training kids to do housework.
Natural Habitat: In front of an easel, surrounded by the aroma of turpentine and linseed oil. Loves camping and the outdoors.
Diet: This bird will eat almost anything. Likes to try "weird stuff." Enjoys seafood most, including fish, clams, and squid.
Migration Paterns: Loves to tinker. Spends a lot of time in the backyard or the garage. Can often be found playing sports.
Nesting Patterns: Flock includes wife of 23 years and two kids in college.
Bird Call: "Make it more better."