Description: Plumage ranges from suit-and-tie to jeans and t-shirt. Soars on thermal networks, dives on opportunities to help clients. Leads flock into critical thinking and creative doing.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Converses for extended periods looking to uncover others’ goals and motivations. Knowing what makes people tick makes him tick. Can spot cold beer at 100 yards.
Natural Habitat: Perches at desk frequently. However, may be seen anywhere in DFW traveling at 8 miles over the speed limit.
Diet: Airways cheeseburgers, oysters on the half-shell, and American amber ales.
Migration Paterns: Swimming pools, bar stools, beaches, and mountains.
Nesting Patterns: 20-year Arlington resident. Mates for life. Has a brood of two males.
Bird Call: "Smack it on the bing-bong."